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16th-Oct-2008 01:48 pm - [Johnny] Hiroki Uchi
{MiyaShun} *joy*
[Last Updated: October 16, 2008]

You just got into NEWS or Kanjani8 and came across this huge debate over some dude who was suspended like... well, before you got into fandom anyway. Who the hell is this guy? What did he do? Why should you even care? I have your answers right here...

Fish are friends, not food... but Uchi does not agree!Collapse )
16th-Oct-2008 12:55 am - [Johnny] Tatsuya Ueda
{TatsuyaUeda} hopeless dork

[Last Updated: October 16, 2008]

I know exactly what you're worried about.  You saw this KAT-TUN video last weekend instead of hanging out with your Aunt from the other coast.  Everyone's been making a fuss about some turtle guy and his friend named after some alcohol so you figured you would check it out.  It was fun enough and this guy in the back kind of got your attention more than anything else.  I don't know, maybe it was an older clip and he looked really weird but really it turned out he was imitating Gackt.  Yeah.  A Johnny idolizing GACKT.  Interested yet?  Or maybe you know all this and are just a little freaked out by it.  Well... proceed anyway! 

What would we do without our lost little butterfly?Collapse )
8th-Oct-2008 09:31 pm - [concert] Summary of Johnny's World
{Mike} no sound
[Last Updated: October 8, 2008]

I know, I know.  "Why does this have an entry?"  Summary of Johnny's World was actually a very special set of concerts.  It ran from 2004 to 2005, I believe, and starred NEWS, KAT-TUN, and various Johnny's Juniors acts.  With that to get your attention...

On with the show!Collapse )
{Kame} IDK

[Last Updated: October 16, 2008]

Because NEWS just doesn't have enough sex appeal (TegoMass anyone?) and you aren't quite ready for manly men (TOKIO is muscularly intimidating like that) we present you KAT-TUN.  Six guys who make it their business to make it your business to know just how much they hate their shirts and luuuurve rotating/thrusting/popping/(EVERY RAP VIDEO WITH DANCES YOU LIED TO YOUR MOM ABOUT SEEING) their hips.  Okay... so maybe Ueda's not so thrilled about the hip shaking, there is still debate over the appropriateness of bare chested Junno, and really the current ensemble is sexy in a different kind of way... but we can look back at the beginning days and say "Yes, Julie... GIVE ME MORE."  That intro over with, I only have one more thing to say...

HA!  HA!  HA!  You got suckered into KAT-TUN.  There is no turning back now.

This is not your Flintstones Meet the Jetsons kind of Saturday morning cartoon show... oh no it most certainly is not...Collapse )
{Massu} duh

Here are the Frequently Asked Questions about buying stuff. For the other F.F.A.Q.s please see this entry!

[Updated: September 24, 2008]

I got a twenty in my birthday card from grandma but then Arashi released a new single...Collapse )

If you have a question, just comment here and we'll answer it for you! ^^
{OhSuRyo} sound of a child's laughter

The following are Frequently Asked Questions about JE fandom.  For the other F.F.A.Q.s please see this entry!

[Updated: September 24, 2008]

No seriously, we're relatively calm until Countdown when one of the Domotos takes away Yamapi's screen time...Collapse )

If you have a fandom related question, please comment below and we'll get it answered! ^^
{Jin} jineral lickin' good

The following all relates to Frequenty Asked Questions about the company and the Johnnys themselves. For the other F.F.A.Q.s, please see this entry!

[Updated: September 24, 2008]  

That question of yours nagging at your mind has probably been asked before...Collapse )

If there is a question you would like to see answered, please comment below and we shall do our best to answer it! ^^
8th-Sep-2008 07:59 pm - [paperwork] Leecher's Paradise
{Kame} IDK

[Updated: September 22, 2008]

I know, I know... shut up about the boys and give you downloads.  Fine then~

Leeches are for blood letting... gross...Collapse )</div>
{OhSuRyo} sound of a child&#39;s laughter

[LAST UPDATED: October 16, 2008]

SO!  You really need to stop rewatching all of the Hana Yori Dango you own because you had a really disturbing and vivid dream about MatsuJun last night, right?  Maybe fandom is just getting way too damn serious.  You JUST found that picture of Nakai without a hat on and are traumatized until next Tuesday.  Oh, I know, if you have to see another member-ai icon...

I understand, sometimes being a fan of Johnnys can really bog you down.  There are times when you just want to sit down at your computer and laugh at something.  I'm not talking about early clips of Kame failing or Juniors crying or even Nakai v. Ohno.  You want to be amused through an ENTIRE clip.  Lucky for you... Johnny thought of that.  And THAT is Kanjani 8... */ worst introduction for the group EVER WRITTEN*

Are these guys really Johnnys?Collapse )
{JunNino} good times
Right, so Mom and Dad are arranging a trip for the family to go to Japan for a few weeks or you finally got into that exchange program in Korea, SWEET!  Now you can save who knows how much money on JE goods by going to one of the several JE shops in Asia... if only you knew where they were... ta da~

Okay, let me explain this before you go on.  I don't have addresses under here.  I have links to other people's entries/comments/websites with addresses and information (and in some cases, photos!)  Not all of these places sell official merchandise - so don't blame me if you thought you were in a legit store in Taiwan buying an uchiwa or something.  I pretty much just hit news_jpop and kept hitting previous entry, so the most recent posts/information ought to be at the top of each list.  I really, really, really hope this helps you.

If you have links to information about stores I didn't list - comment and let me know, please?  With that said!  Happy shopping~
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